Define "lame"

Oh, I don’t know. Um, maybe having Ryan Seacrest awkwardly plug your product on American Idol? This clip makes me sick. How did this happen? This is something Dell would do. Or Microsoft. Not Apple. Do you hear me? Not. Apple. Seriously, when I find out who did this I am so going to get medieval on their ass. Jesus, people! Think, would you? American friggin Idol? Goddammit. I have to go meditate and non-think about this for a while.