Attention freetards: $100 laptop now available for only $600

See this ad on Craigslist and act fast if you want to snap up one of these precious machines for only six hundred dollars! That’s right. Six. Hundred. Dollars. Or you could just take the money out into your backyard and set it on fire. Or you could send six hundred dollars to help some kid in the Third World get food. Or medicine. Just saying.