Dude I ran up some massive travel expenses last quarter

Says here I spent $550,000 traveling last quarter. Who knew? I mean I knew I was on the road a bit last fall. But jeez, a half million bucks? And that’s just for the plane? Wow. I don’t even want to look at what I spent on food. Or weed. Great news is that while other CEOs might get hammered for running up an outrageous travel bill, when I do it the Apple faithful see it as a positive. Apparently some stock market analyst found this number in our SEC filings and says it’s way higher than usual which must mean I’ve been on the road a bit which in turn must mean we’re working on cool new products or negotiating new iPhone deals which in turn means people should be buying our stock. Whatever. I’m cool with that.