Jaysus! Howja make a fookin phone call with this fookin thing?

Good news for Apple worshippers in Ireland. You’re getting the iPhone. And though the newspapers are whingeing about iPhone costing 1,200 Euros over 18 months, according to Danuta Gray, the CEO of our Irish carrier, “I’d say your Apple freaks will be queuing out the door when we launch.”

That’s Danuta Gray in the photo above, explaining to Paddy O’Rugbytard that he’s typing on the wrong side of the device. Eejit.