Just heard this rumor that’s going around in the Valley. Apparently Bill Lerach is suddenly all freaked out about going to prison, and has realized that providing newspapers is not going to be enough to save his ass, as he seemed to think recently. So he’s been working out like a madman at the gym and bulking up. Supposedly he’s getting a big set of scary tats too. I’m trying to imagine what he would look like with those gang tats around his neck. Any ideas?