Meredith Vieira licks my three-pound wonder unit

Much love to the many readers who have sent in this lovefest on the MacBook Air from the Today show. In case you’re wondering, yes, Meredith and I go way back. And yes, we dated a couple times, back in the Eighties. And yes, she wanted to jump me, but I passed. Nevertheless, every once in a while she still drunk-dials me, looking for action. Last week at MacWorld she booty-texted me from the St. Regis at 1 in the morning. Crazy. But I love her. I really do.