See this story about some lunatic who dropped his iPhone into the subway tracks in New York and went down after it. He could have been killed by a train or by the third rail. What’s more, someone had taken a dump in this subway tunnel. Folks, please listen to me. If you drop your phone into a crap-filled subway tunnel, do not go down after it. Write to me and tell me what happened and I’ll see what we can do for you. Oh, and one more thing: This kid admits in the story that he’s unlocked his iPhone and hacked it with all sorts of craplications. We’re bricking him pronto.