This just arrived in the mail — a Christmas card from Steven J. Vaughan-Cut-and-Paste of eWeek. Message on back:

Dear Fake Steve:

Season’s greetings from North Carolina! Look what I got for Christmas. Can you say “distributed denial of service”? Ha! Watch your back, jackass. I’m free as in freedom, and you’re a dead man walking.

Luv,

SJVN