Veronica Belmont, come back to the real world

Poor dear Veronica Belmont. She left CNET to join Mahalo and things have gone downhill since. First they had her taking surfing lessons in a skin-tight wetsuit. (Because, um, like, surfing is like totally interesting and newsworthy? Yeah.) Now they’ve got her doing deep squats in tight pants with some crazed hippie yoga lady who spends the whole bit squatting like some female version of Gollum. (Note her little “namaste” at the end of the segment; clearly a secret signal to yours truly.) Ronnie, this kind of stuff is not going to get you on network TV. Get a grip. Come back to the real world. I’m begging you. Much love to Faddah for the tip.