Ugly holiday Christmas sweater competition

Check out this site where you can design truly repulsive holiday sweaters. Dear reader Alan, who tipped us to this site, suggests we run a competition, and frankly we think that’s a lovely idea. Readers, start up your virtual knitting, and whoever makes the most appalling FSJ themed holiday sweater wins a free signed copy of my book. How’s that? [great does second place get two copies? ed.] Much love.