This is an outrage

Some frigtard named Gretchen writes in to say, “Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between Richard M. Nixon, the secretive, paranoid, angry, dishonest and deeply troubled commander-in-chief with a penchant for lying to investigators and fucking over his subordinates while pretending to be a deeply religious man, and Steve Jobs? Could they be related?”

Man oh man. Folks, I know you will race to my defense on this. PhotoCrankers, start your engines.