Some frigtard named Gretchen writes in to say, “Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between Richard M. Nixon, the secretive, paranoid, angry, dishonest and deeply troubled commander-in-chief with a penchant for lying to investigators and fucking over his subordinates while pretending to be a deeply religious man, and Steve Jobs? Could they be related?”

Man oh man. Folks, I know you will race to my defense on this. PhotoCrankers, start your engines.