iClone commercial from Asia

I don’t speak Japanese but from what Ja’Red can figure out (he had a semester of Japanese at Reed) this ad says: “New iPhone from Microsoft perform amazing function make music photo video and you laugh hard lucky happy joy joy. Mr. Bill Gates great genius this device creates to enhance your Western lifestyle. Shake to answer! Rock and roll and put hands over head look like Jennifer Aniston!” Or something. Much love to Seth for alerting us. More information available from Ryan Block of Engadget here.