I want to sue these guys just for being jerks

Apple faithful, I’m outraged. Check out this horrific website called TestMyTeen.com where they sell products that let parents test their kids for drug use. They’re actually calling one of these things the “iScreen.” Big advantage is it’s an oral swab so you don’t need to force the kids to pee. Jesus. What’s next? No more rolling papers for sale at Store 24? This almost makes me want to get involved in this election just so I can make sure we can take this country back. Anyone know which candidate is pro-drugs?