Hugh Hefner says I should be Time’s person of the year. Ew.

See here. Money quote: “Year after year, Apple creates must-have products that shape how we live our lives. … Jobs and Apple continue to lead us into a wonderful, new technological future.” Well, I’m flattered. But to be honest, Hugh Hefner makes my skin crawl. Especially since he developed Alzheimer’s. And doesn’t this lame-ass “quote” sound like it was written by the three retarded skanks who live with him?