So this Gretchen chick has decided to taunt me. Now she sends in this photo montage and asks, “Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance between Rupert Murdoch, the megalomaniacal media tycoon whose goal seems to be to take over the entire world and who is notorious for presenting a skewed version of reality and angrily destroying anyone who stands in his way, and Apple CEO Steve Jobs?”

Gretchen also points out that it would be interesting to imagine what changes Rupert would make if he were running Apple. And she says it terrifies her to imagine what would happen to the Wall Street Journal if I’d bought it instead of Murdoch. We’re sending Moshe to have a chat with Gretchen.