Dear reader Joe from Singapore writes in to ask if anyone else has noticed the resemblance between John McEnroe, the hot-tempered, ill-mannered, spoiled baby tennis star best known for insulting and abusing people and throwing public tantrums, and me. We’re trying to get McEnroe to consent to some DNA testing. We’d rather not kidnap and drug him and draw his blood against his wishes, but Moshe says if we have to, we can. PhotoCrankers? Any thoughts on this?