Much love to dear reader John for this howlingly wrong story about our Apple retail stores, which appeared in BusinessWeek in 2001. Headline: Sorry, Steve: Here’s Why Apple Stores Won’t Work. Money quote from a frigtarded market researcher: “I give them two years before they’re turning out the lights on a very painful and expensive mistake.” For the record, that analyst was David A. Goldstein, president of Channel Marketing Corp. No idea who he is but I bet you he’s still out there getting paid lots of money to give bad advice. Much love, bozo.