We are outlawing corn dogs at the Friday beer bash


I’ve been lobbying for years to get rid of corn dogs and other junk food at the Friday afternoon beer bash. But especially the corn dogs. For God’s sake, people! Hot dogs are bad enough. But to wrap them in carbs and then deep fry the whole thing? Do you have any idea what that does to your body? Now I’ve heard all the excuses about how the engineers like these things, and this is what engineers eat, and if we take away their corn dogs they’ll flip out. Well I’m sorry. I’ve had it. I can’t focus on my work knowing that every Friday afternoon we’re distributing poison to our employees. As of next week, they’re gone. I’m sorry. I just wanted to let you all know. Katie will send out a memo on this next week to make it official. Peace out. Enjoy the holiday.