Torvalds to Dvorak: Have you heard of BSD?

Because seriously, my friend, I really think you’d like it a lot better than Linux. And you can choose from OpenBSD, FreeBSD, NetBSD, BSDBSD and even LSDBSD (mindblowing user interface, with a spinning cube and walls that melt). They’re all equally confusing and difficult to use, which I’m sure will make you really happy and give you endless things to gripe about. Please give BSD a try and if you need any introductions to the development groups I’ll be happy to help out.