We’re trying to figure out who leaked this story about an Apple tablet PC. God help the poor bastards when we find them.

I know what you’re wondering. Is this a true rumor, or one of the fake ones we make up to confuse the press? Well, I can’t tell you. Could be that I’m sitting here right now posting this blog item on a multitouch tablet PC. Right? I mean it’s possible. And maybe it’s beautiful and perfect. Or maybe it still needs work and I’m telling the team to start over and fix a few things and who cares if they haven’t seen their kids since last Christmas. With Apple, you never know. That’s why people love us. And I’d hate to spoil the suspense.