Confession: Sometimes I get baked and play with Time Machine

I mean come on. It’s amazing. The whole 3-D interface, the way the stars come drifting toward you. I love clicking on the panes and watching them move toward me. So cool. And like when you hit “Cancel” and your regular desktop pops back up? Sometimes I just fire up some kind bud at my desk and then sit there doing that over and over and cracking the fuck up. Or just going “Whoa.” I know maybe this sounds weird or egotistical since I’m the one who dreamed this up and designed it, but I have to tell you, I really think Time Machine is one of the coolest things we’ve ever done. I’m told that it is also very useful, though I’m not exactly sure how or why that is and frankly I don’t care.