Ask anyone who works here. I eat sushi. Okay? I mean I eat lots and lots of it. I do this right in front of thousands of Apple employees, right out in the open. Nevertheless the “Steve is a vegan” stories persist. Drives me nuts. So stop. Now. Okay? And yes, maybe I did bring this on myself since I did previously claim that I gave up eating sushi during the making of Nemo, and I made up a big story about having an epiphany at Sushi Ran in Sausalito. Fair enough. I was trying to get PETA off my back. You don’t really believe everything you read on the InterWebs do you?