God almighty. First she had him dressed like a gangster and going to casinos. Now she’s got him doing drag with her freako friends in Vegas. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. And I must admit he looks good without his beard and with that eye makeup on. I just worry about where this is all headed. Woz, call me. Better yet, come see me. We’ll go away for a weekend and just talk. I’ll send the Jobs Jet. Seriously. I’m saying this as your friend. Not really. But I’m saying it. Much love to John for sending this in. (Photo: Jolene Sugarbaker, Maxim.)