Valleywag are a bunch of prudes

Check out this blind item where they claim a certain Valley CEO was fired because he stumbled into work drunk and peed on the carpet in front of stunned onlookers. All I can say is the Valley has changed and not for the better. Back in the Seventies and Eighties this kind of stuff happened all the time and nobody thought twice about it. I guess it’s just another result of this “Just Say No” generation. Damn you, Nancy Reagan. You created an entire generation of twenty-something careerist weenies who are scared of drugs, scared of sex, and all uptight about a little public urination. And Scooter, look, we all know that this is not the reason you got booted. It was totally about your job performance. Okay? Peace out.