True rumor

Rumor: Fake Steve to appear on stage with legendary Apple marketing guru Guy Kawasaki in a Valley appearance in the not-to-distant future. Details forthcoming next week. Format yet to be decided. Kawasaki wants cage match in the Moscone Center (see above) with UFC rules and no tap-outs. Fake Steve counter-offers with Segway jousting armed with chainsaws. Or maybe we’ll just sit on chairs and have a pleasant chat. Negotiations ongoing. More as this develops. (Photo: Burt Hammer, Macworld.)