Much love to old Mike for tipping us to this article about Hillary abandoning Socks the cat as soon as the Clintstones were out of the White House. So the whole thing about loving Socks was just a big act. Poor little kitty was just there to make Hillary resemble a human being. I’m starting to think Al Gore’s story about Mr. Bojangles might not be so far-fetched after all. I called him up after I read this article and the original one in the Atlantic. Says Al: “Steve, honestly, you don’t know the half of it. The woman is very, very scary. She’s got to be stopped.” I told Al that I totally agreed, and that’s why I want him to run. All he’d say is, “Steve, I mean, you know, it’s like, well … honestly, man, you really have no idea, do you? Look, I dealt with those people for eight years. I’m not going to do it again. I’m sorry. I gotta go.”