Much love, NY Times

I know I was a little upset at you guys for outing me in August but I’m starting to warm up to you all again after seeing this smashing review of my book in the Style Section of today’s paper. Better yet the Times decided to stack my review on top of Colbert’s book instead of the other way around. I’m told one of the members of the writing team who wrote Colbert’s book called in screaming about being made to play second fiddle to “some nobody.” All I can say is this: Suck it, Colbert staffer. Suck it hard.