I honor the place where your rave review for my book and my future royalty checks become one. Money quote: “Just as Tom Wolfe skewered Wall Street in the ’80s, Fake Steve Jobs lights a mini-Bonfire in Silicon Valley with Options.”

Oh snap. Now will someone please bring me a bottle of Smartwater and a friggin chai latte, at exactly 165 degrees? Jesus! And where’s my colorist? Do I have to do everything myself? Honestly, people. Obtain a clue.