iPhone is unlocked in France. Mon dieu!

You’ve probably seen stories like this one about how French law requires us to sell iPhone as an unlocked device. Okay. Fair enough. Maybe you think then that we’re le screwed, as they say in French? Certainly the French think that, including Telecom Minister Jacques-Henri Baisertard (photo). And maybe you think that you’ll be able to buy iPhones in France and resell them in other French-speaking places, like Ottawa. Well, think again. We’ve got tricks up our sleeve. That’s all I’m going to say. You know what? I hate the French. I really do. Always have. Almost as much as I hate Scandinavians. And the media. They’re number one. But the French are right up there, believe me. Sneaky pricks.