German bikini girl destroys an iPhone

I wept when I saw this. When I think of all the people around the world who are dying for iPhone, who crave that sense of childlike wonder — including all those people in Germany — and then to see this? It hurts, people. That’s all I’m saying. To see your creation destroyed like this. Man oh man. Friggin Germans. I have to sign off now because I’m getting choked up again. Meanwhile if you want to write to them and complain, their website is here.