I’ve reported before on the not-so-secret man crush that former Windows boss Jim Allchin had on me and how he spent years coveting everything to do with Apple. But this is ridiculous. Someone got into his house and it turns out he’s like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, with shelves full of every Macintosh ever created. I mean, come on. At some point hero worship crosses over a line and just becomes downright creepy.

Okay, this isn’t really Jim Allchin’s house. It’s some other weirdo. Much love to Gizmodo for the story.