Attention Microsoft employees: I am coming to your campus

That’s right. I’m visiting the Borg campus and speaking there. No guff. The book publisher set this up. Apparently the Microtards just can’t get enough of my abuse. I’m told that Beastmaster and Monkey Boy will both be attending because they want signed first editions.

The event is on Oct. 23 and I think you have to be a Microsoft employee to attend. Apple faithful, all I can tell you is that I will do my best to find out what the hell caused these people to create Vista. I’m posting this now so that there is some public record of the event, in case I go in and don’t come out.

UPDATE: I’m trying to find out where the event is being held. Will post as soon as I know.

UPDATE: It’s in Building 33, the Conference Center, in the St. Helens Room. Scheduled for 2 p.m.