Apple faithful: We have removed Slate from the approved reading list

Please, if any of you are reading Slate, stop doing so immediately. Remove them from your bookmarks. Failure to comply could result in damage to your Apple products. I’m not saying how, but trust me, you don’t want to mess with us. If you’re wondering why, just check out this article where a Slate writer makes his big argument in favor of unlocking iPhones and calls people who engage in this criminal behavior “freedom fighters.” We warned Slate not to print this article. They defied us. Fair enough. It’s war. Next version of Safari will not allow you to bookmark Slate. For now, just remove the bookmark manually. Thank you. Peace out.