See here. Just what we need. Based on this bogus Greenpeace report, we’re now being sued by some tree-hugger group because supposedly our iPhone headsets contain something called “phthalates.” Which, come on, is totally a made-up word. Phthalates? What language is that from? Even the newspaper had to put the word in quote marks, which is their way of saying, “We’re not really sure this is a real thing.” Greenpeace, as I live and breathe, by Grabthar’s hammer, by the sons of Warvan, I shall see your offices and ships destroyed. I shall see you crushed and driven before me. I shall hear the cries and lamentations of your women.