Again: You’re welcome

Well our stock is at $174. Market cap at $150 billion, closing in on IBM. Mac sales booming. iPhone a smash hit. Apple faithful, I know what you’re thinking, and please, you’re embarrassing me. My office is already piled high with flowers that started arriving this afternoon and never stopped. Enough! Dear Leader appreciates your love and affection. Now will somebody please go explain to the U.S. Attorney and the SEC that no Apple shareholders have been harmed during my reign? Thank you.