Woz and Paul Allen are starting a private equity firm together

Investment opportunities include outdoor music festivals, professional Segway leagues, rock-and-roll memorabilia, commercial spaceship manufacturing, moon-based condominium developments, age-reversing biotech products, high-definition TV stations, and real estate. Company name: BecauseWeCan.com. From the press release: “Individually, we have squandered millions. Together we could squander hundreds of millions, possibly billions. We look forward to this exciting collaboration.”