Warning: Don’t take your iPhone out of the country

If you do you’ll get stung for a huge bill because your God Phone will be making a zillion calls to update its email. You heard me. Check out what happened to this frigtard and this frigtard. And thousands more like them. Ha! Just want you to know there’s no weaseling out of these bills by playing dumb, either. We’ve got you by the short hairs, losers! Because it’s right in the contract, way down in the teeny-tiny print that you need a magnifying glass to read. All perfectly legal. So go ahead and file your little lawsuits and whine to the media. You’re still going to pay the bill.