Squeal like a pig, boy

What are these two dudes from ZDNet supposed to be doing in this photo? Not sure but the smirk on the guy in back and the pained expression on the guy in front sort of make me wonder. Anyhoo, when they’re not going for quiet walks on the beach or spending peaceful moments together they are keeping busy by hating on our new Apple keyboards. Money quote: “I don’t have a problem with Apple standardizing components to save costs, except when those components stink. And boy, do Apple’s new keyboards ever stink.” Talk about catty. Meow.