Some web site called Woot is mocking me

Thanks to the many readers who alerted me to this horrible insult. Basically they think they’re being really clever by doing an imitation of Katie’s non-apology apology that we put out under my name a couple weeks ago. Rest assured we are investigating this web site and will bring the full force of Apple’s legal resources to bear. If we can free up someone from this SEC subpoena mess. Peace out.