The saddest video I have seen in a long time

Check this out. Mark Zuckerberg of Fakebook trying to imitate me, and failing. Clearly they’ve had him studying my keynotes. Clearly he needs to do more homework. And look, I realize the kid is only fourteen, so maybe it’s not cool to make fun of him, but still. This is what passes for a CEO in the world of Web 2.0? See here. Warning: This is really painful. Like, cringe-worthy. You may not be able to watch the whole thing. I couldn’t. Much love to Dear Reader Isaac for sending in the tip.