Jolie launches rival bid for Zuckerberg

This just in from some of the Disney people in Los Angeles. Angelina is an avid Facebook user and says no way is she letting Gates adopt Zuckerberg. She’s trying to raise a fund to out-bid Microsoft and bring Zuckerberg down to Los Angeles. “Mark is too cute to be absorbed into the Borg,” she says. “I want him to have a normal life, just like any other kid.” (Again much love to Acid Gurl for the photo.)