Dear religious people: Ego te absolvo

I’ve been getting loads of complaints about the previous item on Woz which originally had a headline which some considered blasphemous. I’ve changed the headline to something that should be less offensive. Fear not, tender souls. I am looking out for you. And yes, I forgive you for complaining. Jobso is a benevolent leader, after all. Did I not just give you a hundred bucks for complaining about a price cut? Yes, it’s the new, kinder and gentler Jobso. Besides, it’s Sunday morning and I’m getting my buzz on and listening to Lothar, and I don’t need anyone harshing my mellow. Peace be with you. My peace I give you. (Photo: Simon Peter, Vatican News Agency.)