Dear iPhone hackers: You dead, suckas

See here. If you unlocked your phone, our software update this week is gonna turn your precious phone into the world’s most expensive paperweight. I mean, we appreciate reviews like this one in The Register where a guy raves about his unlocked phone. But folks, if you do this kind of thing, you’re on your own. And don’t even think about complaining. I told you not to do this. And no, this time we’re not going to wuss out and change our minds and give you your money back or whatever. Frankly you should know what I wanted to do to the unlockers and believe me it wasn’t just disabling the phone. Peace out.