Oh. My. God. It’s on, yo. Woz escorted Kathy Griffin to the Emmys last night. Much coverage on this one, including here on Gizmodo.

Free fake iPod Touch to the best 2-part caption. Please just do it in comments. The interns in Krasnodar are busy on a side project today and can’t handle uploading lots of photo files. Bokay? (Photo: Boris Vian, US Weekly.)