Xbox protests escalate

Man it is getting ugly out there. People are pissed because they have to wait six weeks to get their Xbox consoles repaired or replaced. Serves them right for buying a Microsoft product, if you ask me. But anyway. Beastmaster Bill had to send out the storm troopers to fend off the angry mob. Photo above was taken at the Microsoft campus just a few minutes ago. The guy in the 8656 helmet is Frank Shaw of Waggener Edstrom, the Borg’s PR agency. Frank is an ex-Marine (no such thing, Ed.) and says he “totally gets off on this shit.” Lock and load, Halo freaks. Ooh rah.