Wal-Mart wants to compete with us in music

I love this. The crackers from Bentonville say they’re going to take us on and launch their own music store. And the whiz kids at the Motley Fool believe this is a big deal. Folks, if you really want investment advice, please don’t get it from places like the Motley Fool. I mean really. And to you, Wal-Mart, let me just say this. In the immortal words of Anton Chekhov: Shorty wanna step up, I’ll twist his neck up. Bring it, you little hillbilly bitches. I’ma get medieval on your ass.