I am crapping you negative. A reader sends this in and swears it’s a real place. He also says that, sadly, the phrase “Club Bill Gates” is the name of the bar, “not a command.” For a look at the original, go here. Much love to our friend who sent this in.

UPDATE: Just got email from John Brennan who took the photo above. He’d like a credit and a link to his flickr page. John, your wish is my command. The photo above was taken by JOHN BRENNAN, an extraordinary photographer. His flickr page is called “http://www.flickr.com/photos/thebrennanator/” or you can just click this link. FSJ regrets the omission and thanks JOHN BRENNAN for the use of his photo.