Ernst Stavro Blomer

Words escape me. But seriously, there’s no caption necessary, is there? Much love to Dear Reader Jason who snapped this rare shot of you-know-who lounging in his underground lair in Redmond. We thought at first it might be a fake but our photo experts here in Cupertino have gone all over this at the near molecular level and they say if this is a fake it’s the best one they’ve ever seen. Not sure how Jason managed to take this photo and sneak out of the Redmond campus alive, but he did. Well done, Mr. Bond.