Dudes, you’re getting new iMacs

I’m sure you’ve seen the announcement about our big Mac-related event next week. No big surprise since we’ve waited way too long to crank out our new Macs. But trust me, friends. The new models are super tasty, the most beautiful machines we’ve ever created. We’ve already had orders placed by a bunch of museums that want to put them on display. Jon Ive, already known as the world’s greatest industrial designer, is about to become a legend. Wait and see.