The big Ballmer meeting is later today

They first suggested I should fly up there. I was like, You’re kidding, right? So they’re putting Uncle Fester in his special travel box and shipping him down here to meet with me. No idea what he wants to talk about but apparently they believe it’s important. I told them up front, “If you’re calling to see if I’ll take over Microsoft, for the umpteenth time, forget about it. No way.” They swear it’s not that. My guess is they want to license some technology from OS X to save their butts. Full report later today.